When a coach house (a fancy name for a converted garage) is $1.77 million dollars, shit be f*%ked up, yo.
According to the listing:
A brand new, gorgeous and HUGE coach house which is part of a 1920’s restoration project. Built to a high standard, encompassing all the details of the original house down to the paint colours, siding and even the fencing that was used in 1920. On the main floor you will find beautiful radiant heated engineered oak floors, 10 ft ceilings, HRV, high efficiency boiler, an open plan, designer kitchen with quartz countertops, Jenn-Air appliances, a separated flex/family room – all on one floor. 4 generous bedrooms up and 3.5 bathrooms! This is no ordinary coach house! Perfect for a large family who wishes to reside in this great Kits neighbourhood.
I’m sorry…but it’s a glorified townhouse, which is part of a strata-titled restoration project. If I’m going to spend that kind of money (clearly hypothetical) it’s going to be on a P-Diddy penthouse or at least a piece of land that I will own. I’m not going to shell out nearly two million dollars just so that I can live like Mike Seaver did in Growing Pains…in the garage.