Ever have one of those weeks…and not a f*%king drop of wine in your house?

all I want is a drink

So…after a summer of blissful overindulgence, I have been taking a break from my beloved wine for the month of September.  It’s something I do every once in a while….partly to make sure I’m not actually an alcoholic, but mostly so that I can get myself back on track with health(ier) habits.

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You know what, though, I’m not sure it’s worth it.  After a long week of kid melt downs, spats with my husband, folding laundry, cleaning the kitchen (I’m not kidding when I say it feels like I do this 11 times a day), folding laundry, going to work, freelancing, folding laundry…and tonight, to top it off, one of the most epic tantrums of all – I was ready to fold.  But, alas, not a drop to be had in the house.

all I want is a drink

I believe that every time a mom who needs a glass of wine doesn’t get one, a kitten dies.

Please give her wine!

Please give her wine!

So…instead of enjoying a nice glass of cab sav, I’m sitting here writing this and feeling sorry for myself…hoping you’ll feel sorry for me, too…

and send wine.

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Game of Thrones drink

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5 Comments

  1. If your silly enough to give up wine for a month when you aren’t pregnant or severely ill or an alcoholic, then this is the kind of frustration you will be forced to put up with. Have fun with it, I drank a whole bottle of wine last night and it was great.

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