I remember back in the day The Barenaked Ladies sang about being rich and what they would buy if they had loads of money. Because, a million dollars is loads of money. The line was, “If I had a million dollars…I’d buy you a house.” Now what kind of house do you think the Barenaked Ladies had in mind?
Would it be something like this Calgary home? Located on a tree-lined street, this 4 bedroom, 4 bathroom home boasts over 3000 square feet of developed living space.
Or maybe our Barenaked friends had something like this place in mind. Located in Mount Royal, Montreal…this 9 bedroom home sits on Landscaped 9116 sf, with a very private back garden,surrounded by tall wooden fences and has an Inground pool with solar heating.
Or, maybe the BNL were thinking more urban Toronto…something like this Forrest Hill home which has 3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms, 3 separate walk-out decks and an in-ground swimming pool.
But, in fairness, the song could really have been about buying a million dollar home in Vancouver…perhaps something like this mansion on Nanaimo street.
No pool here…but the grounds look nicely landscaped and it looks like there are a few walkout balconies. The home has a “…spectacular floor plan, new kitchen, laminated floor and paint on main.”
If I had a million dollars…no f*%#ing way.
Vancouver…are you f*%#ing kidding me?Absurd Vancouver Property of the Week brought to you by BCHomez.com